The Real Thing We Should Be Sending Death Threats to Underpaid Workers Over

2021.12.05 14:58 gortonanonymous The Real Thing We Should Be Sending Death Threats to Underpaid Workers Over

Hey gamers,
I understand that much of the discourse on this subreddit is focusing on the completely botched and money-hungry microtransactions, and rightly so. If we don’t push hard enough now, things won’t change.
However, there is one element to the cosmetic systems that both the community and 343i have completely overlooked. You see, to be more accommodating to the large spectrum of gender identities, the game has done away with gender entirely- replacing the system with 0 (masculine) 1 (feminine), and 2 (androgynous) body type options. On the surface, this inclusion is rather humorous (making the androgynous option 2 is clearly a pun on “nonbinary”) but it’s immensely harmful to 343i’s profitability.
You see, in past games (Reach and 5), the female body type was the perfect outlet for Spartans who wanted a juicy badonk. A thiccmus tree. The phattest ass.
And Infinite is clearly lacking this option. Now, am I suggesting the female body type needs to be more sexualized to accommodate the male gamer gaze? Nay, I say, to the naysayers. NO. This is not about sexualizing female anatomy. I am not saying 343i has destroyed Spartan sex appeal with woke culture; on the contrary, they’ve fallen short of the future liberals really want.
You see, if we look back to the Hellenistic period in Greece from 323 BC – 33 BC, a nice ass was not gender-specific. The sculptures of that time, eroticism immortalized in stone, show us that voluptuous glutes of old were worshiped regardless of gender identity.
And so, if we really are the futuristic evolution of the dominant military power of Greece, the Spartans, maybe we should take more notes from the art of their time and the sophistication we’ve long lost touch with.
343i, I implore you, please add an option for an absolute dump truck for all gender options. My fellow men, women, and gender-nonconforming gamers should have the option to keep those ass cheeks clapping.
If Apex Legends, Overwatch, Fortnite, and Warframe have taught us anything it’s that gamers will shell out massive amounts of money to dress up their cheeky combatants. Microsoft and 343i, not only is there a monetary incentive to add bongo drums as an option for all genders, but a strong social message as well.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, and I hope we consider allocating some of our strength as gamers on reddit.com to help 343i truly improve the game in a way that really matters to society.
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score = 0
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if question1functoo.lower() == "a": score = score + 1 print("It works") elif question1functoo.lower() == "b": print("not working now sorry") 
question_1_function()
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